dont know if following story is known to the forum:
a wealthy bussiness man from berlin bought his wife an utrillo and a bugatti at the same time.
the story goes, that the wife never could say exactly:" is the thing in the garage a bugatti and that on the wall an utrillo, or is a utrillo standing in the garage and a bugatti hanging on the wall...............

regards
mike

only 2 solutions
either she didn't liked both of them so never bothered to look at them
or she hadn't learned to read yet